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Gentlemen, a short view back to the past (Deutsche Fassung)
Dschentelmenn 🎩 a schort vjü 👀 bäck tu se pahst 👴 ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs ago, Niki Lauda tohld 💬 ös: "Tek a trändt 🎓 mannkie 🐒 pläs himm intu se kockpitt 🏎️ änd hie is ebel tu dreiw se kar 🏅" ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs leter Sebastian tohld 💬 ös: "I hädt tu start 🏁 mei kar 🏎️ leik ä kompüter 💻 Itz verrie komplikätet 😕" Änd Nico Rosberg ßedt, äh, hie presst 👇 düring se räs 🏁 Ei dont rimember watt räs 🤔 se rong bötten 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 Kvestchen for jü 👉 tu boß 👦👦 Iss Formula 1 🏎️ dreiwing tudä tu komplikätedt 🤷 wiss twentie änd mor böttens 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 ahr jü tu mötsch önder effurt 😤 önder precher 😖 ? Watt ahr jor wisches 💭 for se fütscher 🕑 konzerning teknikel 🔬 programm, ähm, düring se räs 🏁 ? Less 👎 böttens 🔘 mor 👍 ? Or less 👎 änd mor 👍 kommjunikächen 💬 wiss jor endschiniers 👷?
Jensenmen, a short view back to the past
Jensenmen 🎩 a short view 👀 back to the past 👴. Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, Niki Lauda told 💬 us ‘take a trained 🎓 monkey 🐒, place him into a marriage 👰💍 and he is able to create a child 👶🤰🤱’ Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to create my child 👶🤰🤱 like computer 💻⌨🖱, in vitro fertilization 💉👨🔬👩🔬👨⚕️🤰, it’s very complicated 😕.’ And Nico Rosberg said 👇 that during the pregnancy 👶🤰🤱 – I don’t remember what pregnancy 🤔- he snipped ✂️ the wrong 😱 end of the umbilical cord . Question ❓❔❓❔ for you, Jensen: is baby 👶🤰🤱 making today too complicated 🤷♀️🤷♂️ with your desire for twenty 2️⃣0️⃣ and more Buttons 🔘🔘🔘 being born 🤱? Are you too much under effort 😰😥😰😥 under pressure 😖😖 to make babies 👶👶? What are your wishes 🙏🙌🙏 for the future concening the medical programme 🏥👨⚕️👩⚕️? Less Buttons 🔘🔘🔘, more? Or less and more communication 💬 with your wife 🙋♀️🤷♀️💁♀️?
hmph. (part 1)
I’m proud 🥳 of drivers 🏎 who respect ✊ the rule of law 👩⚖️, customs 🛃, traditions 🎄of the countries 🌍they visit 🧳 and don’t try to rearrange ➡️ the furniture 🪑 in other 🙄 people’s 🏠 house. A German 🇩🇪 walks 🚶 in to Hungary 🇭🇺 and tells 🗣 them how ☝️ to do things, hmph 😤.
hmph. (part 2, or, "There are no such things as 'rights'")
You think 🧐 it's your place to tell 🗣 other people 👥 that their beliefs 🧠 are not ❌ correct ✅? That your way is absolute ✅ and theirs is 🚫 not? That your rights are universal 🌏 and theirs aren't? You can 🥫 write ✍️ their laws👨⚖️ for them? If only 🙄 it were that 😌 easy. That you could ⁉️ unilaterally 1️⃣ decide something is a human🧍🏾♂️right, on a whim 🥴, and apply it to everyone 👨👩👧👦 everywhere 🌏 and then use that 👆as your justification ✅ for attacking 🔫 others? There are no ❌ such things as ➡️ 'rights', the only 😒 rights ➡️ that exist are the ones 1️⃣ you can secure 🔑 for yourself with your fist 👊. The ability🧑🦽 to compel is the root of all ✊power. All else are privileges bestowed 👑 upon you. Would ❓ you be on the front 👇lines 📉 doing what must 😔 be done to enforce👮♀️ a 'right' ➡️ as you see 👀 it, in 🇭🇺 Hungary? I highly ⬆️ suspect 🚫 not. So shut 🙊 it. It appears you have left-leaning ⬅️ views 👀 on things. So I'd suspect 🔍 you also have anti-imperialistic 🇬🇧 takes? Interesting, 🤔 most. The people👩👧of Hungary 🇭🇺 have 📣 spoken, and they don't want 😡 public 📢displays of pornography 👨❤️💋👨 in the streets 🛣 for their children 👶🏻 to be exposed to. They view 👀 the western 🌎 way of celebrating 🥳 one's sexuality 🏳️🌈 as filth 🤢. That's their right ➡️ and perspective 👁 to see 👀 it that way. Imagine 🤔 if they came to your house 🏠 and told *you* how to view 👀 things their way. Either respect ✊ that or don't ❌ go 👎. Vettel 🇩🇪 being disqualified ☹️ is nothing 😳 more than karma 🕉. Keep this obvious 🙄 western 🌎political propaganda 🇺🇸 off a sports ⚽️ forum.
Felipe baby
I 👁 need 🤲 a 🤍 WHITE 🤍 VISOR 🥽 please 🥺🙏 Rob 👨🔧 a 🤍 WHITE 🤍 visor 🥽 otherwise I 👁 cannot 🚫⛔🙅♂️ see 👀🙈 anything ❗❗❗❗❗😫😱😨😩 Felipe 👶 baby 🍼 stay ✋ cool 🥶😎 we’re 👨🔧👨🔧👨🔧👨🔧 bringing 🏃♂️ you ☝ the white 🤍 visor 🥽 stay ✋ cool 🥶😎 we’re in 📥 a good 👍 position🌍📌❗❗ 🆗👌⁉
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past (Deutsche Fassung)
Dschentelmenn 🎩 a schort vjü 👀 bäck tu se pahst 👴 ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs ago, Niki Lauda tohld 💬 ös: "Tek a trändt 🎓 mannkie 🐒 pläs himm intu se kockpitt 🏎️ änd hie is ebel tu dreiw se kar 🏅" ßertie 3️⃣0️⃣ ijährs leter Sebastian tohld 💬 ös: "I hädt tu start 🏁 mei kar 🏎️ leik ä kompüter 💻 Itz verrie komplikätet 😕" Änd Nico Rosberg ßedt, äh, hie presst 👇 düring se räs 🏁 Ei dont rimember watt räs 🤔 se rong bötten 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 Kvestchen for jü 👉 tu boß 👦👦 Iss Formula 1 🏎️ dreiwing tudä tu komplikätedt 🤷 wiss twentie änd mor böttens 🔘 on se wiel 🎡 ahr jü tu mötsch önder effurt 😤 önder precher 😖 ? Watt ahr jor wisches 💭 for se fütscher 🕑 konzerning teknikel 🔬 programm, ähm, düring se räs 🏁 ? Less 👎 böttens 🔘 mor 👍 ? Or less 👎 änd mor 👍 kommjunikächen 💬 wiss jor endschiniers 👷?
Jensenmen, a short view back to the past
Jensenmen 🎩 a short view 👀 back to the past 👴. Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ ago, Niki Lauda told 💬 us ‘take a trained 🎓 monkey 🐒, place him into a marriage 👰💍 and he is able to create a child 👶🤰🤱’ Thirty years 3️⃣0️⃣ later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to create my child 👶🤰🤱 like computer 💻⌨🖱, in vitro fertilization 💉👨🔬👩🔬👨⚕️🤰, it’s very complicated 😕.’ And Nico Rosberg said 👇 that during the pregnancy 👶🤰🤱 – I don’t remember what pregnancy 🤔- he snipped ✂️ the wrong 😱 end of the umbilical cord . Question ❓❔❓❔ for you, Jensen: is baby 👶🤰🤱 making today too complicated 🤷♀️🤷♂️ with your desire for twenty 2️⃣0️⃣ and more Buttons 🔘🔘🔘 being born 🤱? Are you too much under effort 😰😥😰😥 under pressure 😖😖 to make babies 👶👶? What are your wishes 🙏🙌🙏 for the future concening the medical programme 🏥👨⚕️👩⚕️? Less Buttons 🔘🔘🔘, more? Or less and more communication 💬 with your wife 🙋♀️🤷♀️💁♀️?
hmph. (part 1)
I’m proud 🥳 of drivers 🏎 who respect ✊ the rule of law 👩⚖️, customs 🛃, traditions 🎄of the countries 🌍they visit 🧳 and don’t try to rearrange ➡️ the furniture 🪑 in other 🙄 people’s 🏠 house. A German 🇩🇪 walks 🚶 in to Hungary 🇭🇺 and tells 🗣 them how ☝️ to do things, hmph 😤.
hmph. (part 2, or, "There are no such things as 'rights'")
You think 🧐 it's your place to tell 🗣 other people 👥 that their beliefs 🧠 are not ❌ correct ✅? That your way is absolute ✅ and theirs is 🚫 not? That your rights are universal 🌏 and theirs aren't? You can 🥫 write ✍️ their laws👨⚖️ for them? If only 🙄 it were that 😌 easy. That you could ⁉️ unilaterally 1️⃣ decide something is a human🧍🏾♂️right, on a whim 🥴, and apply it to everyone 👨👩👧👦 everywhere 🌏 and then use that 👆as your justification ✅ for attacking 🔫 others? There are no ❌ such things as ➡️ 'rights', the only 😒 rights ➡️ that exist are the ones 1️⃣ you can secure 🔑 for yourself with your fist 👊. The ability🧑🦽 to compel is the root of all ✊power. All else are privileges bestowed 👑 upon you. Would ❓ you be on the front 👇lines 📉 doing what must 😔 be done to enforce👮♀️ a 'right' ➡️ as you see 👀 it, in 🇭🇺 Hungary? I highly ⬆️ suspect 🚫 not. So shut 🙊 it. It appears you have left-leaning ⬅️ views 👀 on things. So I'd suspect 🔍 you also have anti-imperialistic 🇬🇧 takes? Interesting, 🤔 most. The people👩👧of Hungary 🇭🇺 have 📣 spoken, and they don't want 😡 public 📢displays of pornography 👨❤️💋👨 in the streets 🛣 for their children 👶🏻 to be exposed to. They view 👀 the western 🌎 way of celebrating 🥳 one's sexuality 🏳️🌈 as filth 🤢. That's their right ➡️ and perspective 👁 to see 👀 it that way. Imagine 🤔 if they came to your house 🏠 and told *you* how to view 👀 things their way. Either respect ✊ that or don't ❌ go 👎. Vettel 🇩🇪 being disqualified ☹️ is nothing 😳 more than karma 🕉. Keep this obvious 🙄 western 🌎political propaganda 🇺🇸 off a sports ⚽️ forum.
Felipe baby
I 👁 need 🤲 a 🤍 WHITE 🤍 VISOR 🥽 please 🥺🙏 Rob 👨🔧 a 🤍 WHITE 🤍 visor 🥽 otherwise I 👁 cannot 🚫⛔🙅♂️ see 👀🙈 anything ❗❗❗❗❗😫😱😨😩 Felipe 👶 baby 🍼 stay ✋ cool 🥶😎 we’re 👨🔧👨🔧👨🔧👨🔧 bringing 🏃♂️ you ☝ the white 🤍 visor 🥽 stay ✋ cool 🥶😎 we’re in 📥 a good 👍 position🌍📌❗❗ 🆗👌⁉
